Boobs are all you need!

in #steemit7 years ago

There's this rumor floating around Steemit that simply being in possession of breasts is enough to garner you a $1000 payout per post.

Screen caps or it didn't happen.

Seriously.


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yeah i know what bullshit!! hahah great post!!! lol !!

Your boobs must be amazing to get you 3,000 followers 😂

You've come a long way from that first 'test' post. :-)

https://steemit.com/recipes/@allasyummyfood/hello-steemit-my-name-is-alla-i-am-a-youtuber-and-private-chef-with-my-own-show-let-s-do-this

It is interesting to see the payouts over the entire history of your content. You've gone from the heady days of ludicrous payouts to the sorrow filled days of depressed prices and now to the pheonix-like rise from the ashes.

All the way you just kept putting out those posts and building your audience. Well done.

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Lol. I just noticed three accounts flagged on your first post. And here you are today, still standing. :-)

aww thanks so much!! yeah it would interesting to see, but I'm persistent !will keep going!!

If that is true, doesn't it mean only dicks are voting? ;) PS. I found you due to seablue's resteem.

I know that I paid for at least one semester of college for an aspiring professional back in my Army days, so I'm probably the wrong dickless person to ask?

lol - I'm in the dickless crowd as well.

No wonder you have so much steem power?!?

Yes, obviously there could be no other reason.

You just showed up with your boobs and BOOM!

The funny thing is, I didn't even mention them. They still WORKED. It is amazing. (lol)

You can't escape boob privilege.

Sounds legit to me, @whatsup :-D

It is a fact that penises only make 79 cents for every dollar boobs make on the internet.
#equality#feminism

The only pay gap on Steemit is between people who self-upvote and the people who whine about it.

LOL - absolutely right!

I've just done a post about the exact same issue just in case you wanna fly over it. See you around!

I was traveling, so I didn't get to check out your posts until this morning. What happened to you in chat is just ridiculous, and I hope the community gets a hold on that behavior before the platform becomes a sausagefest of mom's basement dwellers.

OMG...the people who made parody posts even did exceptionally well. Why be a hater when having a sense of humor pays sooooo much better?

I believe that post is a whole satire by itself.

It's glorious what can happen when people don't take themselves so seriously.

The timing of you posting this link was really interesting as the night before I was telling my best friend about Steemit. She's a manager for MAC, and I was all "I bet makeup tutorials would do really well there!" 😂 Not sure if I should show her this or keep it to myself for now lol

Note how despite the topic of the tutorial is a face makeup video, the focus is strangely framed around her breasts.

I actually wasn't distracted by her bosoms, but that's probably because I sometimes wear makeup and the content is relevant to my life. And because boobs aren't really my thing. More of a booty girl.

But...given the amazing resolution cameras have these days, I'm gonna venture a guess she did us a favor by including subtle cleavage instead of zooming in on her face more. HD-quality close ups of facial pores are horrendous! We'd probably be scarred for life.

That's actually amazing. Thanks for the link.

I tried that out a bit, made a post trying to make people read about science by using boobs. I got less upvotes than most of my posts make :'(

I've been lied to!

I finished your Freebie Friday request. Feel free to make a new one.

I only made 1.71 for my boobs. And I was born in a male body. :-(

https://steemit.com/oestrogen/@cfh/me-and-my-oestrogen-results

The estrogen is doing you right, girl! You look amazing.

Thank you! They aren't so big, but i'm proud of them! :-)

I don't know how long you've been hitting the ovary juice, but I'm pretty sure most of the trans women I'm friends with would envy how effortlessly you seem to "pass". I'm sure it's a lot more work than it appears, but you're certainly a beautiful woman.

Not even a year on oestrogen. I always passed before HRT, but now it's like, I'm a chick. But I should I've started in my early 20. I started transitioning at 35, but I've stopped. I can't live full time, there's a part of me still grasping some masculinity. I found an equilibrium now. Not the most perfect one, but one that fulfills me. I wished I could finally finish removing my facial hair, then I will rethink about what to do about my transition. I'm lucky, my body is like a Honda Civic, I still pass as a man (with ample shirts) but I prefer to pass as a woman. I'm still thinking about all of this on a daily base. But this project is on "hold"

Boobs rule the world !

I don't normally click on that stuff, but have seen only a total of 5 people out of over 2k that post naked...stuff lol funny post!

I have an appreciation for a good artistic nude every now and then, so I've checked out some nsfw stuff that floats through my feed. Always seemed like they were making pennies compared to the cryptofinance bloggers.

Glad to see I'm not the only one who hasn't seen this legendary SteemTits phenomenon...was starting to think I was doing this all wrong!

Ha, well Im positive your doing better then me, spend hrs on content for ...well couple of pennies atm lol, all good tho, thanks for the reply, have a nice 4th^^

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