Lol stage 6 is: OMFG! I need to tell everyone about this! "Hi, have you heard of our savior Steemit? It will revolutionalize the world! See, what it does is..."

I basically did this to a random guy on the street last night. He was all like "excuse me, you seem like you would be interesting to talk to." I was like "why yes, have you head of Steemit?"