Do you need to wear a bikini to swim with the whales?

in #steemit8 years ago (edited)

You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, isn't it ?

3 days ago a friend told me about Steemit, and I can't wait to offer my participation to this amazing platform. I've made a first post this morning about my first thought, hoping it will grab some attention but unfortunately it was quickly diluted in the mass of entries. Then I came across a number of post explaining how to gain upvote from the whales and decided to stick to those recommendations. I quickly understood that I had to swallow my self-esteem. :-)

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My recipe to get upvotes in 3 easy steps

  1. Catch the attention with a good punchline and cover picture
  2. Give yourself away and be honest
  3. Bring your experience to the table

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When you have a stupid idea and you can't refrain to do it

Given the attention and upvotes raised by the Beach n'Boobs posts, I decided to commit myself. I opened the closet and choose my (girlfriend's) most hype bikini. Had a ride to the nearby beach to shoot some ridiculous pics to illustrate my point. I am not sure of what I've done and I hope it will not ruin my reputation on Steemit, but all I can say is that me and my friends had to laugh a lot doing this.

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This is where I took the pictures, I think my neigbours will never look at me the same way again.

Shooting: Behind the scene

Getting the props was probably the funniest thing I had to do in the week, people on the beach lend me the hat. The bikini itself was way too tight and my balls instantly disappeared inside... Not to mention that with the cracks I heard, the fashionable piece of fabric will go straight to the garbage bin.

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Of course, I have to thanks, some people who helped me:

  • My GF for taking the pictures and devoted his bikini.
  • The 70-year-old chap on the beach who lend me his hat for the cause.
  • The few families who were swimming around to have spoiled their child perception of a perfectly peaceful beach

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We dreamt of it. We prayed for it. We waited.

Finally it happened.

This man, in time, will become Steem legend. You go Sir. You magnificent bastard.

Hahaha, i will try to do somthing crazy with this money, there is so many people in need around me.

May I suggest a TV show where you try on hats and review new memes about yourself.

Great matching hotpants lol

Nice to meet you please support my press up challenge

https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@cryptofunk/1-up-vote-1-push-up-d

I think we have a the beginnings of a new super meme, crazy gurl watch out!

This is fantastic and oddly erotic. You wear that mankini with relish, I can tell. Cheers, buddy!

Disturbing images but I ROFLed. Here have an upvote!

Brilliant !!! metrox it works
repholder, yes indeed very disturbing, laughing my ass off, well it paid doesn't it???
Well done
Thank all

Upvoted for the innocent bystanders =P
"Mommy, why is that man doing that?"
"He's hooked on Steem honey"

Wait to see what i will do with this money...

Become a whale yourself?! Or go for a mermaid transformation!!!

This is all so wrong.

Disclaimer: I upvote disturbing content lol

Million dollar post!

150 burritos, more makeup, marijuana should be in this picture as well

Hi thought about the makeup but decided to not commit myself this far... for the marijuana, look a bit closer. hahaha

ok) noticed now)

Im gonna wear a bikini and show a titts too if that can give me mad money who agree ? :p

2 millions

This was hilarious. I will be disappointed in peoples sense of humor if this doesn't get voted up.

Just the effort that went into this post is worth upvoting. Here are some ideas for the next post:

  • Story about how you overcame great odds as a little girl
  • Obviously photoshopped pics of you in Tahiti
  • A post about pot, like actual pots instead of the drug

You made me laugh. I encourage you do so again.

Hahaha, yes I will obviously need to look into this possibility, but the goal was to gain attention to my previous post, and see if I can give it a kick, and thanks to @rainman, it worked.

One of the funniest posts here I haven't laughed out loud literally reading a post like this and imagining the shocked looks on beachgoers faces.

We upvote boobs, not bikinis, dude... nice try, though..

Hang on!!! There are no six packs

This might be one of my favorite posts here yet! As a female content creator here I refuse to devalue myself and my posts by posting "boob shots" and "bikini shots." Staying humble and real I believe will have a much better long term return. It will be fun to see how steemit matures and grows. I just hope they find ways to encourage and reward the people who are truly striving to offer something meaningful and helpful.

Anyway, ​I love what you did here, made my morning! Time to go grab some coffee now.

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