The "NEVER WOULD I EVER" Challenge #9 - PICKUP LINES

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THE "NEVER WOULD I EVER" CHALLENGE

where the most upvoted scenario wins!

THE GAME IS SIMPLE...

A weekly
NEVER WOULD I EVER category such as ...
"FASHION" is given, with an accompanying example to get the creative juices flowing.

Your objective is to comment with something
that YOU
WOULD NEVER, EVER DO!!!

It can be something
outlandish, crazy, ridiculous, embarrassing, shocking or irritating...
but it MUST be related to the category.

After the 7 day curation period
the commented scenario with the most upvotes

WINS 70% of the post earnings.

Winning SBD will be transferred within 7 days after the close of each challenge.
(Remember to share your comment link with all your friends so they can support your entry with an upvote!)

So on that note, lets get to this weeks challenge...

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NEVER WOULD I EVER... #9

CATEGORY: PICK UP LINES

(Example: Never would I ever use the pickup line...
"You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.")

and go...

HAVE FUN!!!

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LAST WEEKS WINNERS

THE 1st PLACE WINNER OF LAST WEEKS CHALLENGE WITH 162 UPVOTES IS

@ifioklee

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your $16.968 Steem Dollars

will be transferred to you within the next 7 days!

And also a special mention to our second and third place winners...
@steemingit with 127 upvotes
@bcrafts with 49 upvotes

Congrats - and good luck with this weeks challenge!

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Never would i ever use this pick up lines -"Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

This is really funny.

Lol... Look at what you can imagine

Hahahhaha... Stop this life brother..
I'm happy you won't say it again...
Upvoted..

Lol!! I have a "big butt" if someone said this to me...omg!! They would have some "big balls" feel really small! 😉

hahahahahahaha

I hope you wins.. Haha lol ..great contest @jaynie I will submit my entry If I can finish it on time

This one is strong.

Seriously? Lol

This is hilarious, wish you all the best.

Nice one bro

Never will I use the pick up line let's flip a coin head's you are mine, tails I'm yours.

Lmao, player!

Never would I ever use the pick up line...

"You need to rest, let me be your pillow baby"

This line is so cliche and annoying

Lol, that's exactly what I thought

Hello @ungest
I have always wish you success. And this one isn't excepted. All the best in the contest.

Lol Annoying pick up line

as in ehn... It's so old sef

Hahaha, dah Ikpa

😂😂..i hope say yu no dey use this line

Nice one man😂😂

As in eh, over annoying is an understatement

😂😂 I'll be sure not to use it with you

Lol nice one bro

Thanks man

All the best problem overdose

lol.. I'm now problem abi

Hahahaha. Never will I say such

then we are together on this one

see lie ooo

never would i use this pick uplines- one apple a day, scares the doctors away--its a scam I AM NOT SICK 😂😂

Never would I ever use the pickup line - "I hear you're looking for a STUD. Well, I've already got the STD and all I need is U." x

Never would I ever use the pick up line - "Are you Ebola? Because you make me feel squishy inside!"

LOL - good one - I've upvoted you and I'm in the competition!

Lol thanks for the support!

Congratulations @ifioklee

Never ever would I use the pick up line...."Looking for a seat? Here's my face".

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Never would I ever use the pick up line:

hey, you're eating chocolate? That's because something sweet is missing in your life.

This actually happened to me. 🍫

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