In this adventure, the protagonist gets fucked by a whale. But he also did some things wrong, like tried to harpoon the whale's cute little family. ...For oil. (What is it with upright primates and oil?!) SPOILER: It all balances out in the end. (Except for the dead guys. They starve to death, or get drowned, alone and afraid, in the middle of the ocean.)

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