Take heart, @nonamelefttouse, monkey fame and fortune is within your grasp.

You, too, for the relatively low sum of 30 SBDs, can make it to the top of the trending monkey tag every time you post. It's not about what you know, or who you know. It's how you spend what you have. :)

re: monkey poem

No doubt it was created by 1,000 monkeys on 1,000 tablets. Monkeysourced, as it were. Although, I'm a little suspicious since the words 'banana' and 'feces' did not appear in either part. :)