"In the last 12 months, we've only been in the safe zone, (with fewer than 3552 hoarding, and fewer than 1447 powering down, simultaneously) for 6 hours on June 8th, and another 5 hours on September 22nd."

Sounds like something I heard from George Carlin about feeling fine and dandy, he said he was never both fine and dandy sometimes he was fine and close to dandy or in the vicinity of dandy hood but never exactly fine and dandy, other times he was highly dandy however not fine, except for one time in 1979, in August, for about one hour he was both fine and dandy, but unfortunately nobody ask him if he was fine and dandy, and he could have told them truthfully I am fine and dandy, he considered it a lost opportunity.