There’s some changes afoot, I’m the boss now!
Shhh… its me again, your loveable eyeball, @eyeofchops. Yeah, yeah, that account doesn’t exist I’m going to be told over and over again by @checky, but if there was a rename facility in Steemit, there would be there in a jiffy.
I know how @beautifulbullies feels now, to not be able to change your name really sucks. So if you’re new, and have just created your account and are reading my madness then hear this.
YOU CAN’T CHANGE YOUR NAME. OK, so that’s that!
Now I’m here I have a few things to say. Firstly, that @slobberchops guy is not going to have any say over the @chops.support (cringe name) account anymore. That’s right, I’m in charge now and a few things are gonna change.
Being an eye has its advantage you know. I constantly look over Steemit and see who might benefit from having a free (crap) vote everyday. Just before HF20 and the almost complete omission of posts I noticed one @mantiblades and her band.
It’s too late to vote her post up now but I was positively jumping about in gleeful delight almost dislodging myself from @slobberchops’ skull when listening to this original song.
As I’m unsure what else she’s gonna do yet, I’m going to add her to the @chops.support account for a couple of weeks to see how she pans out.
@slobberchops is rather secret about this account and who he adds so me being attached to his skull for the most part has ‘confidential information’ about what’s what.
So I can tell you that @chops.support currently votes up 31 different Steemians once a day with a weight of 65%. It used to be 70% but he reduced it to accommodate more votees. With the addition of more SP, it really shouldn’t make a lot of difference.
He does have plans to reduce the weight again to 60%, but I tell you what.. I’m going to grab a little of his SP and delegate it to @chops.support when he’s not expecting it.
That should take care of that!
I suppose they should get 100% votes, but don’t get too complacent you two because I’m in charge now and could kick you off thus relegating you to lives of doom and despair!
So what about these other 3 accounts; why should they get 100% votes?
They have helped the @chops.support account by a small delegation or by other means. There are some things I just can’t speak of or @slobberchops may pull me out his socket, throw me in the garbage and be a one-eyed maniac for the rest of his days.
Speaking of the maniac, he’s dying to post but wont until all the auto-vote services are back. I don’t benefit from them, so what do I care?
I’ll be back soon with more news. Don’t forget, Shhhhhh.
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