@tubcat is the best employer!
So far I've protected @tubcat from a magpie, an unruly vacuum and rescued him from the cardboard box the refrigerator came in... and in return he's sent me to slice and dice a thousand tubdogs. It's been a great first day!
Tub Cat did not appreciate that magpie’s intentions. Tub Cat was enjoying that box though and you spoiled his fun times in it.
Ninja Bodyguards are also known as Killers (of Fun)...
I knew you were upset, oh TubCat, so I kicked a TubManatee extra hard in revenge for you... to be honest though, pretty sure he didn't notice.
There’s Tub Manatees? They sound tasty. :D