If not pussy, then butthole?

And not just a regular butthole photo, but a proper colonoscopy. That would be extremely interesting photography.

"Here you can see the McFries I ate two days ago"
"Ooh, a piece of corn. Awesome"

No but back to serious (have I ever been serious before?)

What is the thing what makes you.. you?
Mikä on se, mikä tekee sinusta sinut?