Looking at Whale’s ass

in #steemit2 years ago

Observations from a passing minnow awaiting evolution in the Primordial Steem soup.

Here are some observations made without commentary. OK, maybe just a little sarcasm:

Power Up $100,000 or better, that will definitely improve your content to the point that your blog posts get large payouts

Next, buy a dozed voting bots so you get a lot of followers and upvotes, you know the kind. They read something like this: “super very nice” or “what a creativity”

Don’t bother responding to anyone. If by any chance a real human actually makes a real comment, fuckem, you’re above their rank

Don’t bother upvoting anyone that follows you and actually takes the time to read your post and add some insight. You’re busy slapping together another post, fuckem

Just upvote yourself. After all you earned it.

Post early, and post often. Use your computer skills, and dazzle them with bullshit. The voting bots don’t care.

Oh yeah, don’t follow anyone, you don’t need them. You’ve got your steem power and yourself

Steem on

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Ssssssshhhh you will alert the schools of minnow. They must never learn the diabolical plan to rule the seas.
P.S. you forgot taunt the crotchety kitty who has a taste for small fish.

The minnows have to be careful not to be sucked into the big whales fart vortex.

yoooooooooo im bout to resteem this hahaha

Thank you

And I following you now

nice to read.
How much money i will need to do this???/

Well, you know what they say in expensive places:
"If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it"

:(

PLease, look mine introduceyourself and tell me if you like. I have to change something???

https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@dannynature/hello-its-me-introducemyself

Thanks!!!

I'm no expert on introductions. Yours is doing much better than mine did. So you must have done something right.
Best of luck to you.

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