The Wizzards of Nothing
Marketing is the highly sophisticated art of lie. Who needs these wizzards of marketing? You need it, when you want to claim parts of a market, where you are as good as the competitors. Or to show you are as good as the others, even if you are not. What skills do you need for acting as a marketing–guru? Talk like a maniac, claim existing words in unusual combination as science and don't ever stop talking. Keep the audience busy. Let them try to fiddle out what you've said. If they never come out of this preoccupation by strange speaking, your job is done well. You are the top of all marketing gurus.
Being Perfect Is The Top Of Marketing
What is a good product? A good product you must not talk about. It just fits and does, what people expect. If there are a lot of chats about your product, you have to make it better. If you call a marketing guru instead, you just show not being enabled to make it better. Not one nice and handy product needs any marketing at all. The perfect marketing is just the proper function of a product which satisfy its users and does what you've promised. If it doesn't, make it better.
Being Not Ready Is No Fault
Steemit never ever told us to be perfect. It is in Beta state, but the community it has founded is a awesome, even the product itself is not finished. Every Steemian knows all the effort of his new and beloved tool of communication. We know about the top of quality of our products. The others,not able to see what we revel, you are not able to call them by marketing. Marketing is just a hoax, a blending, nothing true. It is nothing, but popping up its own volume. I don't want to call people with a lie. They should come by their own as they realize the joy of the people being involved already. If they can't see it, they are not the right characters to join such an astonishing community.
Unveil Their Dirty Tricks
And now have a serious look to the most impertinent marketing trick I've ever seen. Subconscious influencing. The atomic bomb of these marketing gurus. They tell me in front of all my actions, how much postings I will do in future. To keep me going on and not to stop blogging caused by poor and unfair rewards. Stop these perfect hidden manipulation immediately! I don't want to have your urgly marketing fingers in my inculpable header.
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Thanks a lot my steady companion in this blog. As you know, I know., as we all know. Always much too less STEEM comes in.
@afrog interesting
Not all of it ;)
If the product the person is marketing is already tested as a remarkable one - no need to blab for example - a Harley motorbike - just a scene of the Harley on the road with its broom broom sound is enough - it would sell - and perhaps Gerard Butler on it (just because he's so hot on 300 hahahah)
but if the product is not remarkable or unusual or it won't outdo its competition - the blabbing comes and yes - that we call a lie.
Actually, marketing has a template. I learned it from several business trainings with financial experts and they don't really make their talks go in circles. I think the most annoying marketing is that of too many words - too many promises that can't be overdelivered. That's not cool - it's very annoying I watched a video about that - I wanted to shoot the speaker with water guns in the mouth just for the fun of shutting it up. Yes, it sounds mean but you see - empty talks are earache. They should learn from the experts - they always just KISS it - Keep It Stupid Simple and they always over deliver.
Thank you for reading my blab about, @englishtchrivy.
Of course I looked up Gerard Butler. Now I know more.
I'm not convinced at all we need these marketing people and I remain on my point of view. The world would be a much more better place without their art to benefit from the work of others. Same with consultants like KMPG, Berger, and so on. You have to pay them even when their work doesn't pay out one more buck. Same with the most of all these managers out there. They are like migratory locusts. They smitten corporations, together with their preferred consulting people and suck like your aphids. These people are the real pestilence of economy. Producing nothing, but earning lots of money by driving crazy whole companies.
Klasse Analyse.
Danke @schamangerbert. Sie nutzt nur nichts. Bei 12 Lesern wird sich diese Erkenntnis wohl kaum weiter verbreiten.
Ja, irgendwie schade dass solche Artikel erst ab einer hohen Reputationszahl wahrgenommen werden. Meine Meinung zum neuen Marketing fällt in die Kategorie - nicht zum allgemeinen Verzehr geeignet - ich würde mir damit keine Freude machen, darum halte ich mich zurück. Allein die Vorstellung 1000de von neuen Memeposts täglich zu haben sollte genügen um das Marketing auf die Leute zu beschränken die auch wiklich was zu schreiben haben.