Yes! I accomplished the most important resolution I made last year!

For months someone had been stealing my milk in work, just a little at a time, but it had gone from me buying a pint of it at the start of the week to put in my coffee to having to buy four pints twice a week. Every time I visited the fridge more and more of it was gone. Signs with veiled threats written on them just did not work. So last festive period I made a resolution to find the villain milk thief.

One morning I put a specially doctored four pint'er of milk in which also had 100 crushed laxative pills dissolved in it. The I left the office for an hour and waited. When I came back the stench was unbearable. It was only an office of fourteen people including myself and unbelievably every last person bar me was lying on the floor covered in their own faeces moaning and twitching. I was furious. You bloody b&%ards!! I shouted You were all at it!

Obviously I got fired but that taught them a lesson in morality!