Hey Life Stylists you are here again for another load of awesomeness!! And...that's good! Is it good or great? Hmmm??

So judging by the reason you are here you're probably wondering what the hell is this guy blogging about today?! What is this cook a woman thing? He must have meant something else cause if he didn't then he must be a nasty cannibal! Nope! I made a mistake with my title. This is what it should say:

How to Cook A Woman + Dark Web

Hold on a sec let me correct the mistake...

How to Cook A Woman + Dark Web

Oh mistaken again. Final correction!

How to Cook A Woman (so she lasts longer)+ Dark Web

I don't think I could've made the same mistake thrice and it not be my intention. Today's blog is not teaching you how to cook anybody so to all my cold-blooded readers you can put away your knives, seasonings and recipe books. YOU Nasty savages!

So a few months ago I was broke and looking to go into a line of business that if the 9-0 heard about would not be too happy if happy at all. Being humans our three basic activities are eat, kill and sex. I wasn't going to kill anybody to boil any wizard broths. No. It had to do with computers, ATMs, credit cards and DDOS (pat on the back if you what I mean). I started saving towards acquiring a new Linux laptop so I could begin my use of Tor to carry out solo missions on various public WiFi. AlphaBay would be my first website visit since Silk Road shut down recently. There a few gadgets would be acquired along with tools to properly hide my identity. DUMPS and FULLZ INFO was also of interest but no comments on them.

Banks have always, aaaalways been very interesting criminally run institutions to me. Oh what it would be like giving them some sort of virus on a thumbdirve while sitting on the other side. The other side of the desk at customer support is always vulnerable at my local banks and a perfect hijacking script could be easily bought with some XMR, BTC or DASH. BTC is unsafe without a scrambler and almost all wallets are linked back to your Google account so say bye to anonymity there. The other two currencies do a better job at that sh*t. Do you know what banks really do?

• Ooh yes @thelifestyler we do. They give us interest rates, savings plans, AC rooms, mortgages, business loans and cheap financial advice so we can be financially secure. They are a really big help.

The other side of the desk at customer support is always vulnerable at my local banks and a perfect hijacking script could be easily bought with some XMR, BTC or DASH.

At this moment I ask my wise Life Stylists to smack your palm on your face and shake your head.

Its either the majority is blind or they are just f$cking blind. How can you not see what banks really do?! They frikkin steal our money through inflation, hidden fees and a ton of other BS just to stay relevant to our society! They create a weakening of international currencies, then offer a loan as the solution. They create wars so thet can push countries into as much debt as possible; financing both sides of the war they make a whopping profit.

Bankers are narcissists. They are thieves.

narcissist. (naarh- si-cist) - someone who creates a problem so they can frikkin solve the problem for personal gain. ~ defined by my brain inside my head dictionary!
Most times they blame you for causing the problem with being unable to pay your utility bills and put food on the table. 2.3 billion children are starving because of the global elites and lack of world class financial education. What we need is more education not advice. Advice is for teenagers. We need real money education. The elites control our school system and will do whatever they can to keep control of the money. Have you ever wondered why we are taught math, trigonometry, calculus and the other 90% of trash we never use. Look around you. Do you use calculus and trigonometry when doing a singing performance? Or sales? Better yet cooking.
Eg. A+B=C
SIN+TAN=COS
Q
If you take one whole chicken, the lenght of the chicken is 20cm. What is its gradient?

That's no proper way to treat a chicken

My answer:
"It doesn't matter. What does this dumb stuff have to do with majority of modern careers? Nothing!

Jackie Chan: What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Ooh aah yeah (rep chorus)

Instead of teaching us, they must protect their big corporate banks while secretly ruling the world. Kill them with Bitcoin guys ;-).

Now to avoid confusion let me differentiate between deep and dark webs very simply.

Deep has all the stuff you wouldn't normally see with a Google browser. It is the files of websites and a ton folders and back alleys to websites, not to mention a ton of other data most people have no business allowing search engines to find. Often times scientists store research data there, government websites are running beneath there and it is basically behind the scenes of organizations. It is legal to go there. Just don't try logging into a government site with your IP EXPOSED.

Dark web haha. This where you find some real juice, for some it drowns them and they lose their identity or lives LITERALLY! This is where shit hits the fan and for all wondering how Monero and DASH keeps going higher but can't see the hype make a tiny peek here. Most users of the underworld cryptocurrency Bitcoin have migrated to two totally anonymous cryptocurrencies.

Moving along we have mostly sex toys, porn and dating ebooks being sold here. Just kidding. Assassins for hire to kill celebs, guns, ganja, most of which comes from my homeland and neighboring territories, coke, stolen credit cards, people's SSN, fake ID, passports, specialized hacking services and other cool stuff... I m-mean evil stuff ahem! Dark web gives you illegal stuff. Although you get illegal stuff here, you can easily get hacked, scammed or have your identity stolen as this is where the investigative services is trying to bust people, and so are the street devils & angels.
Never use a credit/debit card, your real name or address. You potentially lost your identity if you did.
2. Never use a windows Laptop because it stores too many logs and one can easily sniff out your personals (phone number, family members, social media, etc)
** 3. Tape your front camera with electric tape**
4. Use Tor browser downloaded only from the official Tor website.
5. Never open a file you downloaded from Dark Web while connected to the internet. You can get hacked this way without knowing it, then receive a call from your bank that says you are out of money.
**6. Keep two separate lives. No one should know who you really are. **
7. If using Bitcoin use a scrambler as all transactions can be traced on the block chain unless a scrambler is used.
8. Buy from trusted sources.
9. If carrying out a group or solo mission well this is where you might find some readymade ransom ware, viruses and shit like that.
10. Meeting strangers in person is dangerous. If you should, go with a partner. Both of you need disguises. Have your pickup/dropoff vehicle park a couple hundred metres away. Meet in a crowded to mildly crowded area to do business. If the feds swoop down you need to ensure public transport runs regularly their. Keep a spare change in case you need to make a run for it. Keep your eyes open and fitness up.

So while I was first exploring this whole dark web thing I saw a video on YouTube about this eBook on how to cook a woman on dark web. I went to subreddits because I could not use Tor at the time. I searched and found similar content. Would you believe that someone disgusting enough created a book on how to cook a living woman so she stays alive longest? Can you imagine how many women he/she must have experimented with before finally finding the best way off cutting parts and getting as much as they possibly could before she dies?! I understand this may come in handy so don't get me totally wrong here. Only when in a trapped in a desert with no food, and you have caught an enemy with no diseases. One must do what they must to survive (easier said than done). I would piss out my guts if I had to cook a woman my gang and I kept hostage in a survival/war scene. It has a good use but...🙈🙉🙊
I want to hear what my Life Stylists have to say on the cook book and Dark web. Also tell me if I might have missed a rule up above so I can add it in the future. Thank you for deciding to read not just a blog but experiencing your awesome self as a Life Stylist.

Check out my blog on banker wars:
https://steemit.com/blog/@thelifestyler/i-wanted-to-know-what-the-war-in-aleppo-was-about-but-discovered-something-far-more-sinister-part-2

Don't like religion read here:
https://steemit.com/religion/@thelifestyler/why-religion-is-bad-it-is-not-what-you-think

Want to make more money read here:
https://steemit.com/wealth/@thelifestyler/is-there-any-truth-to-the-progressive-s-assertion-that-the-wealth-inequality-in-the-west-is-entirely-due-to-the-financial

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