Introducing a New App on the STEEM Blockchain -- "Whales-in-Waiting"
Are you willing to do what it takes to make some serious STEEM around here?
Do you want to be rewarded fairly for all that hard work you are putting in?
Introducing Whales -in-Waiting for android and iOS, the smartphone app that allows you some one-on-one time with the wealthiest STEEM holders in the community.
No more wasting your time leaving deeply sycophantic comments that will never even get noticed. Now you can lick whale arse directly, uninterrupted, and without judgement, no matter where you are in the world.
We use the latest 7D technology to bring you a life-like, scratch and sniff experience with an integrated points system that elevates your reputation level depending on how well your tongue performs.
It's that easy!
To become a beta taster tester, send 100 STEEM/100 SBD to @son-of-satire.*
*There will be no refunds if you don't receive the app. Sorry, arselicker.
Welcome to Steem Community @son-of-satire! As a gentle reminder, please keep your master password safe. The best practise is to use your private posting key to login to Steemit when posting; and the private active key for wallet related transactions.
In the New Steemians project, we help new members of steem by education and resteeeming their articles. Get your articles resteemed too for maximum exposure. You can learn more about it here: https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@gaman/new-steemians-project-launch
I am not sure what you mean. Is this the master key you are talking about?
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LEL
wtf haha
you definitely need to find a two licker models there to make this post hahahaha
It's fucked up enough that I was able to find one image of that let alone two.. Lol
yeah man, and how did those people know we need lickers ... smart marketing... i shall go take more photos with more fetishes since this is in demand LOL
you should really consider using the #whysoserious tag!
This is the first I am hearing of it, but thanks for the suggestion. I am going to do it right now.
Yes they also have some competition for golden joker where you can win prizes for being funny :P
xaxaxaxax! This is beautiful
too bad, I ran out of cash in my wallet. What can I say? I am just a minnow still.
Not very hygiene on the 7D experience though. haha
upvoted
It will be interesting to see how many want in on this.
Judging by some of these comments it would appear that a few people do..
Brilliant post. I actually loled in real life as I was reading it and the comments are great too.
Loved this disclaimer
It's a shame there is a need for this one
But there is.
He's not only the app founder he's also a customer!
Says Forbes magazine "it's the most delicious app on the Steem blockchain."
What the fuck is this comment supposed to mean?
Sounds like a great idea.
Might help the whales as well.
The circle jerks must be getting dull by now.
Variety is the spice of life!