Steem SimCity Manifesto: a simulated simulation.

in #steem5 years ago (edited)

«-Deconstructing The Existing World-»

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Well, without any logical reason, I finally went to end up to be in the middle of a stupid crossfire between a brainless vendetta among a childish and equally stupid & brainless army of Vote Bots and their operators within the Steem blockchain. And I'm well aware that a good bunch of you also are victims of this nonsensical carnage.

And for all those involved, this article is dedicated.

Electronic Arts

Sometimes we can seem jealous of our computers, this silent machine with no hungers or moods. All it needs is a power cord.

¡Alright! let's start...

Oh! but Self-Amusement Comes First!

I've been already here on steemit during 33 moons now and I've never received a mere upvote nor a single comment nor the slightest signal of appreciation of my content by these half-witted morons through all this time.

And suddenly 'now' that finally one of the parts decided to throw me some crusts on my lap (exclusively on my comments) after three fucking years, from the middle of nowhere, surge an adversary and counterpart who has also decided to take it away from me in retaliation from each other.

Well, I really don't care much what they are doing specifically to me. Since I am already used to freely wander through this platform without any significant help, encouragement or financial support. But what is unacceptable and frankly despicable is the great damage they are doing to our ecosystem and to a big deal of their Steem 'SimCitizens' through their intolerably childish tantrums and useless little vendetta.

«-The Heist-»

“I had this hunch that there was something more, that every city was also shaped by a set of hidden laws.”

These are the laws, they say, that automatically emerge whenever people “agglomerate,” cramming themselves into apartment buildings and subway cars.

After all...

"It's a simulation of the designer's theories, not of reality"

How do we avoid this bleak fate? Constant innovation. After a resource is exhausted, we are forced to exploit a new resource, if only to sustain our superlinear growth.

But the escape is only temporary, as every innovation eventually leads to new shortages. We clear-cut forests, and so we turn to oil; once we exhaust our fossil-fuel reserves, we’ll start driving electric cars, at least until we run out of lithium.

Yeah! I know "It's all in the game"

Therefore, I'm just gonna address only the 'Alts' who has hit me up so far with their crap before more of them comes to piss me off further. Until now it has been only four times. First by @mikemichaelson, next by @michaelcookiii, after that by @nojobbob and last & most recently by @oldgoldbug.

Yep! their usernames may look kinda unknown by most of you right now. But I bet you know or will know who are behind all of them pretty soon. };)

¡Just For Clarification!

¡Holy crap guys! if you are so smart & clever like you claim. Would you at least can prove it coding and configuring your lame suckass bots to keep me outside of your childish brawl at least? Yep! especially those bots more fond for reddish colors. ¡Sheezus!

Steem SimCity has been lying to you. For almost three years now, the legendary city-simulation game has given players the sense that they possessed real power over virtual people. And you imagined yourself as a city-planning savant who had the power to make life awesome or awful for thousands of hapless simulated citizens.

Sure, they weren’t real people, but the genius of Steem SimCity was the way it elicited empathy for your digital constituents. When you hiked taxes or shut down a fire station or plopped a coal power plant in a residential neighborhood, you imagined, if only briefly, the tragic consequences of your callous reign. Somewhere deep down in the game engine, a simulated salaryman was losing his job, someone’s sim apartment was burning down, and little sim boys and girls were coughing in their sleep. And it was your fault.

But that was all a fiction. In truth, Steem SimCity’s simulation engine has never had a place for simulated citizens. Instead, under the hood, the game has always modeled the city the same way the Soviets did—from the top down.

"Being authentic regardless of the consequence or the reward on the other side is a success by default"

Yeah fuckwits, go and play your Populous Video Game somewhere else!!

And now, everyone just excuse me. Gotta vent and relief my bladder depositing my angry piss somewhere else too. :p


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Cranky Gandalf

Cheers!! :)

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Espero te mantengas lejos de esos peos de flagueos gandalfico amigo de 500 bolos.Estupenda analogia, yo? sin internet, a punta de telefono y apemas acabo de llegar a las 13 moons.
Cordial saludo mi pana, seguimos luchando aca en steemit.

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Que bueno saber de tí hermano querido. Largo tiempo sin escucharte. Pero ya veo cual ha sido la razón. Me imagino que a punta de teléfono tampoco puedes merodear mucho por el discord. Pero si aún tienes esa posibilidad, avísame y a ver si podemos conversar un rato por ahí hoy mismo y terminamos de concretar ese chat en tiempo real que hemos estado planificando desde hace ya un coñazo de tiempo atrás. :)

En cuanto a los peos de los flagueos y la güevoná, ciertamente siempre procuro mantenerme al margen. Pero ahora que ya me salpicó la mierda, de bolas que tengo que protestar Jajajaja.

Un fuerte abrazo!!

It is all pretty pointless activity.

Yep! like every heist, it always is majorly pointless despite "It's all in the game" ;)

Btw, would you dare to pee in my posh bathroom when we both will keep drunk celebrating together that Steem finally worths 75 dollars?

And people here wonder why the professional crypto industry doesn’t take Steem seriously...

Yep! prolly cause an increasing number of them are just too busy playing 'crypto games' spreading upvotes, downvotes, flags, tokens & shit blindly without read a fucking crap.

And then, to make matters worse, they also believe the world outside their tiny bubble are all of them as illiterates as they are. :)

A boost for your troubles.

What can I say my dear friend?

A loud call-out for sanity & consciousness it's also at the order of the day. Maybe through a totally different approach, style of wording and intention. Let's just hope they have the time and they actually are able to read at all.

Clearly, no offense whatsoever has been delivered on this post. :)

la guerra de flags mas activa que nunca
todos con sus martillos esperando partir el cochinito salvador de cripto divisas
son como niños...
esto es un inception jaja

Inception means: origin / beginning / birth / commencement / overture / initiation / starting of something.

¡Exacto hermano! todo un inicio del principio del comienzo de intentar sacarle la piedra a un afable, ameno, paciente y apacible cranky gandalf tirándole de su mordaz y rosaita lengua afeitada para manifestar su dulce, dócil y manso malestar. 🤑

jaja sii aunque me referia a Inception la pelicula, del sueño dentro del sueño dentro del sueño donde se podían manejar varias realidades dimensionales una dentro de otra y un evento dentro de una de ellas afectaba a otro y así continuamente!
Ellos juegan a eso la verdad jeje

No, si es que yo entendí perfectamente que te referías a la película. Y por eso mismo mi cotorra hablaba de la misma miasma Jajajaja

Destaquémosnosle con furia pueshj!! ;)

jajaja aaahhh ya asi si ajajaja :D

destaquese con furia!

Hey, Dude! Not only did we both get caught in yesterday's flag war's crossfire, but we're both 33 mooners too! 😎

For transparency my flaggings may have been a bit more targetted than yours.

For transparency my flaggings may have been a bit more targetted than yours.

Hahaha yeah, but that's just because you are younger, with lotta more energy to throw stones everywhere on protests, insurrection riots and insurgency revolts yelling shirtless your displeasure out loud over there & showing your malaise motto on bigger and gaudy banners than me. I am quite frankly too old for all that stuff these days. LoL

I'm lately more on the wave to Read, Watch & Learn silently from the trenches. And launch my merciless attack furtively when no one expect it, just like a very stealth hitman.

Hey! and glad to know you are 33 mooner too. Maybe you could bake a yummy cake or something luscious for both of us on our third steemversary here. Since same as I'm not a young lad anymore, I am not cooking anything delightful these days either. But hey, you go ahead, I do commit myself to blowing the little candles at least.

Cheers!! :)

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