Can someone decipher what this post even means?
It's so poorly written I can't even understand what they are trying to do.
It's all over the place and mistakes everywhere. Let's hope they put more attention to code than they do to writing posts.

Or perhaps they miscalculated April Fools day by 2-3 days.
Likely it's a joke but they're going to great lengths to give PR to Hive.

If not a joke then I would suggest someone who can write coherent sentences give this another try.