Hah! That was great.
I tried to call in, but was put on hold. Then I was given a bunch of numbers to choose from, basically stating different ways I could be on hold. But no matter which one I tried, it said that you would call me back in five minutes. So I'd try the next one. You know, it seems like a totally legit gig. And we can all use help. I know I can. Whoahboy, can I use help. I mean, I can REALLY use help.
Um... where was I? I think I'm on hold....