HAPPILY NEVER AFTER

They let us retell the fairytales
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The one where Cinderella lost both feet
Due to broken glass footwear
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The one where aurora never woke up
Because Prince Charming couldn't make it through the forest

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The story of Fiona served as a dragons main dish

The one where the dwarfs couldn't afford a glass casket and poor snow was cremated

The story of jasmine falling from the mat and ending up with a squashed head Exposing reddish go to onlookers

They let us tell the new fairytales that never had a happy ending
Stories that we would hear and then we shake our head and say "indeed life happened""
Stories that are "pessimistic"and "rational"