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RE: SPUD 4... A Roast 'Potato' Reckoning
Lovely, made my day and it's only 7:53! Desperately trying to come up with a spud-related pun but I've only had two cups of tea and nothing's happening.
Lovely, made my day and it's only 7:53! Desperately trying to come up with a spud-related pun but I've only had two cups of tea and nothing's happening.
Ahhh... potato related puns.
Hmnnnn... well I know that I always need at least four cups of tea to really get going. Here is my morning potato pun routine... guaranteed to release punishing puns of fun from the old noggin.
My alarm goes off around 8am, a root awakening! I splash water on my face and grab the Tuber toothpaste. Give the old teeth a clean at which point... I yam feeling pretty awake 🤣 Final act of waking the brain box up for tuber related puns is to go outside to get a breath of fresh air. Living in the UK means the air is usually crisp in the morning so I retire inside for a nice cuppa tea which inspires the floods of puns; you can really peel it in your bones.
Right, I'm all out now, can't think of anymore spudy puns, my head is mashed 😉