Little Tykes Car Racing - A New Sport

I am the current champion of a local Little Tykes Car Racing League. It was a proud moment as I bested my oldest son @moonie in the grand final (and first ever) race to take home the title.

What amount of training does it take to become the champion?

It seemed as though I was constantly training with nothing but Little Tykes racing on my mind, from the time the sport was spontaneously imagined up, to the last test run before the actual race..., I had dedicated 4 minutes of my life.

If you decide to take up racing in the Little Tykes circuit, I advise taking steps to avoid attention from the local police. For the safety of the public, I predict they will be cracking down on such a dangerous form of drag racing.

Soon we will be adding doubles racing, but I have yet to find a suitable partner.
My requirements:

• Toddler or Little person
• Able to drive with a non-working steering wheel
• Ability to keep feet off the ground for 15 seconds at a time
• Horn honking rate of 2 per second or greater preferred.
• Knowledge of Flinstones braking method.

A new sport? Hardly, but in our house games and fun like this are common... such as: Front Yard Skimboard Tidepool

Now off to find me a victory cigar, cheers Steemians!
-Greg