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RE: Join The Neo-Calvinist Club: Free Gospel Decoder Ring with Every Conversion!
Repent of ALL your sins and we'll talk. I need to be sure your conversion is authentic. Accidentally hit your thumb with a hammer during a carpentry project. I better not hear one peep unless it's a "Hallelujah!". Remember, the law of God is spiritual. You can't even think about making one exasperated exclamation.