SHITPOST YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS 🥇NEW Steemit-Exclusive Satire Series • Lesson No. 03 • Rebel Writing
I could sense the desire in the air for the next part of this series, so get your shitposting-cap on and let's dive right in!
The first rule of shitposting: forget grammar, spelling, punctuation, and capitalization - basically everything your teachers in school ever taught you about language -forget it
That's right, you're on Steemit now so toss all rules of language out because that shit is for people who read! We don't do a whole lot of that here on Steemit, but most robots don't read for pleasure anyhow.
Now, turn on autotype and ignore those red lines because we are rebels!!!
Don't let those red lines deter you from slapping that post button! Remember: those rules are made for readers and we ain't gots time fo dat. Who really has the time to format, punctuate, spellcheck, and proofread a post for the 9 readers on Steemit? I know so many of you do not, so let's move on before all nine of you hit your reading cap today...
In times of lull: post incessantly and with no regard!
If nobody is reading this shit, then, by all means, pump out a few dozen shitposts and by some votes. I said "by" instead because typing an extra letter is really a pain in the ass. You know what I meant, right? As you can see here, I am still in practice and do struggle from time to time while creating my own shitposts.
I'm Sofa King Prouda Yew
I am so proud of you for skimming all the way down here and would like to congratulate you half-heartedly for your completion of this part 3 lesson. Remember to not sweat over the details like spelling your title correctly or capitalizing the letter "i" when speaking in the first person, or even using there, they're, and their properly. Leave it to the readers to figure out what the hell you're talking about, as you, the author must punish them for giving you their precious time.
You can still earn massive upvotes for your total disregard of language, form, and delivery - just look at the trending page!
Don't forget to catch up on the previous lessons so that you may one day graduate from this course and become an infamous shitposting master of Steemit. And just remember to never format your shiposts or people might actually read it!
That's it for lesson 03 of the series and you can check out the Shitpost Series Intro if you missed it.
Thanks, as always, for reading and supporting my content. I hope you stay tuned for this series because it's been a lot of fun in the making. Until next time... ✌️😎
SHITPOST YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS 🥇SATIRE SERIES by @GROW-PRO:
• Introducing: SHITPOST YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS 🥇All NEW Steemit-Exclusive Mini-Series
• SHITPOST YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS 🥇NEW Steemit-Exclusive Series • Lesson No. 1 • Letting go of quality for profit
• SHITPOST YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS 🥇NEW Steemit-Exclusive Satire Series • Lesson No. 02 • Stealing Art 101
I gave Ua 13precent upgrote @enforcer48 @steemseph @anthonyadavisii should read thit shirt it is some gud stuf.
Wow, a shit post, shitposting about shitposters posting shit posts.
Well Shit.
Welcome to opencomedymice. wait I don't think that's right. Oh who cares, am i write?
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Great way to put it, @idikuci
I propose a toast to the shitposts
May the Dreams, STEEMs, and Memes be with you
You've got some great comedic talent,
You should put an entry in #comedyopenmic it's a great community that runs a weekly comedy contest to bring out the best talent in steem.
That sounds awesome! I have to wear underwear for that, right?
Either way - that seems like something I'll enjoy! I may not be the best talent but I'm good at laughing 😆
Thanks @idikuci
i usually just make my posts completely covered in vaseline only wearing cowboy boots. Everyone has their own style though.
Yes I see the vaselinex brothers below. That does explain why so many of your entries are about dicks... Get distracted easily huh?
Why isn't this post on Trending, this is a must read for every future whale! @ironshield
Need to buy more votes... 😆 gimme a minute
I tottally aggree wiht thiss posst! Kepp wrighting thiis 💩serries!!!
Foolow mee! Uplike for uplike? Resbd for resbd?
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thanks for that @cmoljoe! Gotta have some fun, write? hahaha
Yas, oldways! 😁
This is an exceptional post talking about shitpost. It's almost breaking the 4th wall.
i am sew empressed wif dis powst!
Lolololol. Awesome and sadly full of truth.
I figure might as well laugh since humor is never far from truth 😆
I'm trying the oldschool approach here:
go ahead, stick your finger in that electrical socket
Lol
Lol if you don't shit post you lose! Thats the steemit way
We have an opportunity to change that and there are many people working toward solutions. Then there's me...LOL Trying a different approach and just aiming for laughs... Like when I go bowling... I aim for the gutter so I'm never disappointed 😆 "1 pin...sweeeet!"
Lol well that's what steemit is about is it not, a marketplace of ideas without censorship all ideas are equal and open to interpretation and if you're not having fun with it then this really isn't the platform for you
BOOOOOM!!! Well put, @chekohler!!
And....just like that... A new Steemit constitution was born 😆👍
Love it!
I need to learn how to use bots more!
Or I should use the tips in this to earn more!
Hours of work for 30 cents STD is not affecting my motivation at all.
just a bit of sarcasm.