Oh my god I have to take a dump so bad.

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Oh my god. Oh my god. OMG LOL WTF &c &c. Oh my god I have to take a dump so bad right now. Oh my god would you just look at what I just found. You are not going to believe what I just found but I did indeed just find it. Believe it or not I just found a pit toilet. What are the chances of that. Finding a pit toilet way up here in the middle of nowherever the fuck I am right now. I don't know where I am right now. I wonder if that pit toilet's open. Somehow I highly doubt that pit toilet's open. There's no way in hell that pit toilet's going to be open right now. I'm sure the forest service locked it up for the season just like they do in Colorado so why even bother putting on my boots and then getting out of my nice warm car and then walking over there to check if it's unlocked and then taking a dump in it if it is in fact unlocked. It's probably not so why bother. Why even bother. What state am I in again. I can't remember what state I'm in. I'm on the road right now for no reason traveling and car-camping and dirtbagging it like one of those real-deal van-life ski bums you see on TV and Twitter and the internet and I can't remember what state I'm in. I actually can't ski and don't have a van but please don't hold those things against me. Please don't. Please just don't or I will somehow just find my way to your little middle of nowherever you are right now and take a dump on all of your things. All of them. Dumped on. Dumped upon. Ondumped and upondumped just like that. What was I writing about again. I can't remember what I was writing about. I'm on Steemit right now for no reason writing and describing and rhyming like one of those real-deal wait, what? What the fuck is going on? Why the fuck does this keep happening? Will no one ever care about the fact that all I care about right now is taking a dump? Somehow I highly doubt that anyone will ever be able to answer those questions, even if they're from the middle of nowherever the fuck I am right now like me. And so now here I am right here right now at the end of this whatever this has been, staring right down the barrel of what appears to be a very much locked up pit toilet.

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Oh my god it was unlocked.

And oh my god I took a dump there so bad.

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