His Bum Loving Servant

His Bum Loving Servant desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Servant carried a spade that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Servant looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Servant always carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes throw. It should be a bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels it was wonderful. A cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Servant desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Servant always kept a little monkey that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item to select.