The Eccentric Servant

The Eccentric Servant craved for a helmet that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who felt it was fun. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Servant wanted a sword that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the chosen item.

The Eccentric Servant always carried a bottle of coke to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Servant desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who felt it was entertaining. A bat being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Servant craved for a can of coke that they would sit and look at. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Servant always kept a sword that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, epic. A sword is the item to choose.