I have no idea how you come up with this shit. To be honest, sometimes I hate you because I can't think of something even moderately smart to reply.

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P.S. For those who don't get it, Diogenes the Cynic was a greek philosopher who among other things masturbated often in public. When asked why he did that he would respond:

"If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly."

Check him out, he was pretty cool: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes