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RE: Dick, Rise up and walk - Having hard times in the morning
I will gladly give you the magic of conception in exchange for peeing standing up. I'm not having kids of my own, and the idea of sitting on a public toilet really creeps me out. I am a bit of a germaphobe....
Just don't forget where you are at the urinal and get to relaxed and accidently bump the urinal because there's only one thing that's ever touched that spot before and with few exceptions it's not attached to a woman.