i grew up on a farm where we had goats and a lot of other animals. Some of the billy goats will suck themselves off and jizz on their heads. That in its self is gross but one time we were out feeding the goats and these jehovas witness ladies came up to save our souls and preech their gospel. So my dad talked to them for a bit and they asked if theycould pet the goats. Well they petted the billy goat nearest them, the grossest of all of the billy goats we had (his name was adolf because he was also a mean asshole) . So she commenced in petting him and pulls her hand back quickly, looks at my dad and asks why his head is wet? He says that's why and points back at the goat. There he is in all his glory sucking his own dick. I thought she was going to vomit. They ran off and that is how we got rid of our jehova witnesses forever. I believe we were blacklisted or something.