I'm standing here getting gas reading this, laughing out loud.

Where is the Doctor in all this?

My favorite quote, "A project my team said would take seven days, took billions of years and now management is threatening to crucify me! Something's wrong with my time machine. Mind taking a look at it?"Jesus said breathlessly.

Isn't that just like contractors? I can't get to work without passing 2 or 3 construction zones. My city must have hired the same ones!