THE 3 MAIN RULES OF GETTING OLDER
1 Never pass a bathroom,
2 Don't waste a hard-on, and ...
3 Never trust a fart.
Still, you can't help getting older,
but you don't have to get old..
And ...
As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks,
but not our appetite for it.
Look for example at these people below.
'Keep on rockin' in the free world'
En garde! ...
F**k Bingo
Having Diarrhea AND Alzheimer:
a terrible combination.
You run, but don't know where to.
Her buddies call her
Little Green Riding Hood
His turntable may be a bit outdated
but DJ T(r)iësto still gets his audience delirious
Let's be honest people ...
Even the best safe
doesn't protect your money better than this
Growing older is not upsetting;
being perceived as old is.
sources: wiseoldsayings.com & pinterest.com
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2 Don't waste a hard-on, and ...
3 Never trust a fart.
Still, you can't help getting older,
but you don't have to get old..
And ...
As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks,
but not our appetite for it.
Look for example at these people below.
'Keep on rockin' in the free world'
En garde! ...
F**k Bingo
Having Diarrhea AND Alzheimer:
a terrible combination.
You run, but don't know where to.
Her buddies call her
Little Green Riding Hood
His turntable may be a bit outdated
but DJ T(r)iësto still gets his audience delirious
Let's be honest people ...
Even the best safe
doesn't protect your money better than this
Growing older is not upsetting;
being perceived as old is.
sources: wiseoldsayings.com & pinterest.com
Comments like ‘nice post’, ‘good job’, bot-like reply’s
and more of this kind of bullshit will be ignored and/or
could be rewarded with a nice and well deserved flag.
Write something meaningful or funny, but at least
to the point or go away. And … stay away.
Resteems appreciated.
Thanks.
My grandpa don't want to retire he still wants to work what he loves of being a driver, i asked him why do you want to retire? and he said " You want me to just sit my arse off and lie on bed, you want me to practice dying?" :D
Your grandpa has a good mindset!
age just a number - u can just give up or go hard (especially with an erection)
:)
😎 👍
Great and funny post. It is all about perception. Not how others see you but how you see yourself. That will reflect upon others.
Two days ago I sat in the park on a bench and an old man sat next to me. We talked for an hour or so, it was awesome. Once he started talking about his old school transistor radio he lit up and you saw the little boy in him. Proud and cool!
Great story. Admire those people who stay young in their hearts (and heads).
I like the second rule :) From which age does it count:) ?
Hahaha. Well, Robert DeNiro is 75 now and has a 7 year old son. Charlie Chaplin even became father when he was already 73.
So I guess there's still hope for us, haha
That’s true everything else in your post is too funny 😁 though. Bingo is my favorite perhaps, but all of them are really innovative as always.
Thanks for your compliment.
lol, Never thought about that, but damn that must be a problem..
It will be, even more if you also forgot to buy toilet paper.
Those Technics need a polish but he looks set for a big night!
Hahaha, he sure does.
'Come on people! Put your hands in the air'!! (for those who still are able to).
I've got some ibuprofen gel for the after party!
Great, and some weed please. Little Green Riding Hood has already smoked the whole bag all by herself.
What a space cadet she's turned out to be - that bag was supposed to go into grandmas cakes.
I know, I know. But you know her when she's really going bonkers. Right at this moment she's on the stage, topless next to T(r)iësto and heating and cheering up the audience.
(btw, her pole-dancing act starts in two hours. Don't be late).
lol
Replying on my phone, already there :D
Hi @smasssh nobody will touch your money for sure hehehe
They bite you know, haha.
Dude, I'm 22 and i already can't trust my farts....
In your case I think it might have lots of others reasons than age then, hahaha.
everybody wants to get old , no one wants to be old
cheers on our life my friend , nice weekend
Cheers to that and a nice weekend to you too.