How I Made Billions Blogging! And So Can You!

in #satire2 years ago

      Two years ago I was a pathetic schlub with no money, no friends, and no future. One day, I was drunkenly perusing YouTube when I saw it. The video that changed my life forever! Now I'm wealthy beyond belief, full of future stuff, and I have so many friends I have to make up excuses to avoid them. Life is good. And yours can be too. I'll show you how.

Blog Your Way To Success!

      Skeptical? I was first. Then I wrote my first post. I explained how we could solve the world's energy problem using a deck of cards, twenty three sour cream and onion potato chips, and a liter of Mountain Dew. Not knowing what to expect, I hit Post.

      The sound of my phone going off woke me the next morning. It was my ex. "You're all over the internet! Let's get together for lunch!" Confused, I turned on my computer to discover I had become a viral sensation. Everyone was talking about my energy solution. That first post earned me enough money to buy this house...

I look a little drunk here. You would, too, if you lived in a party mansion. (1)


      But it's definitely not about the money. Since that first post, I've solved numerous other issues that have plagued us throughout history and have helped thous- millions of people. And, in return, I've made a crap-ton of money! Just look at where I live now...!

Patrolling the ramparts! (2)


Comment Your Way To Riches!

      Not good at writing? No worries! With my system you can earn money simply by leaving comments on what other people post. I'll show you step-by-step how to write guaranteed money-makers. Writing such gems like...

"Nice references."
"Followed and resteemed. You do same."
"I like this."

      ...has made me enough money to finance some of the most expensive hobbies there are.

That's three for me! (3)

I'm so successful I drive two cars at once. (4)

Proof of yacht. (5)

I'm so successful I catch two fish at once. (6)


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Almost forgot to brag about my action figure. (7)


Results not typical.

A special thank you to all of the friends I've made here on Steemit over these last two years. Without you I wouldn't still be here. I can't even imagine where I'll be in another two years. Keep on Steeming on!



(1) This picture has been modified from the original and is used under PixaBay License
(2) This picture has been modified from the original and is used under Pexels License
(5) This images is a derivative of "Fishing on a yacht in the Indian Ocean XOKA3214s" by [email protected] and is used under CC BY 2.0
(6) This images is a derivative of "Fishing on a sailing yacht, Andaman sea near Phuket XOKA3150s" by [email protected] and is used under CC BY 2.0
(7) This picture has been modified from the original and is used under PixaBay License


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Thank you, Snook!


I like this.


Only a legit baller can drive two Corvettes at once!! 😂

Results not typical.

So I may not get my own action figure? 😢

Congratulations on your 2nd Steem Anniversary, Omra! You've done so much to be proud of in your time here. That you have made so many terrific and supportive friends is the best blessing and I'm very happy for you. 🤗

Here's to your even greater success in this coming year! 🍷

Next you'll be buying your own island. 😆

Thanks! If you follow my proven system I guarantee that you might possibly have your own action figure. An island shaped like an O? It was meant to be. 🤔

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New receiving account balance: 10
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This was gold!!!!!!

I wish I had seen your method before I stopped posting!!!

I could have had a castle too!!!

Thank you so much! My system will work on any platform...assuming your credit card is approved. 😁

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Now that's funny! Proof of yacht, hahaha, brilliant!

Thank you, my friend!

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i enjoyed that very much. This is how i lure victims to steemit tbh. I flashed them my bling2 and huge mansion i bought from blogging 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you! 😁

OMG! This is hilarious Omra! Hell, I would settle for catching 2 once, of course. You are too much Omra. LOL! Happy 2 years and I am so happy that I met you. Thanks for all of the laughs. Hugs!

Thank you my friend. Just trying to pay you back for all the times you make me smile. 😊