Moronic Millionaire partakes in Papa-Pepper’s Pocalypse Survival Game
Season 5 sign up for Steem-Pocalypse Survival is now open till Thursday midnight cst. You can sign up here. I have written a short story of a character I call Moronic Millionaire, and his Butler Enjar trying to prep for the event.
Moronic Millionaire: Enjar that better how you RSVP via Steemit I can’t be ridiculed again for missing another Papa-Pepper Adventure.
Butler Enjar: Yes sir, it’s been dealt with.
Moronic Millionaire: Like the last time you fell asleep, and I lost all my money?
Butler Enjar: Wont happened again sir. I can assure you.
Moronic Millionaire: Assure me as much that there won’t be any blood in this chooses your own adventure. Why there better not be any zombies either.
Butler Enjar: I don’t see any zombies sir. Mumble mumble mumble.
Moronic Millionaire: Great, no zombies or blood. Now hurry up! We have much packing to do before you head out on that other business matter.
Butler Enjar: Shall I get us some bus tickets for the trip out since you sold the car.
Moronic Millionaire: Nonsense mother is having a bent ship out here tonight. I won’t bore you with six hour conversation.
Butler Enjar: Very well, I’ll get the elephant skin suitcases.
Moronic Millionaire: I need you to prepare the grand piano for transport.
Butler Enjar: I was thinking first loading up on the essentials we only have forty suitcases.
Moronic Millionaire: Precisely, how much Peppermint Stout, and Grey Poupon do you think we will need?
Butler Enjar: I was first thinking some fresh fruits, and vegetables with some canned goods to last us our stay.
Moronic Millionaire: nonsense, we are taking the elephant gun, and going vermin hunting.
Butler Enjar: It says it right here in the fine print that we can’t bring an elephant gun. One may however find themselves weapons while out on the adventure.
Moronic Millionaire: So I can’t bring my great grandfathers cannon to shoot at alligators either then?
Butler Enjar: sadly that is also not permitted (tries to hide the grin on his face.)
Moronic Millionaire: Fine, fine. Pack the billiard table.
Butler Enjar: Not permitted. . .
Moronic Millionaire: Please tell me these barbarians will at let me have my television.
Butler Enjar: I doubt we will have television reception where we are going.
Moronic Millionaire: How disastrous I just can’t miss: The Witness, Knockout, 50 Word Stories, and Weekend Camp Fire.
Butler Enjar: They did have a DVR in the century you were born in? I believe that was after man started a fire, but, before the dinosaurs died because I’m looking at one here myself.
Moronic Millionaire: Do pray tell. Does this competition state anything about me brining 30 elephant skin suitcases full of cement mixing?
Butler Enjar: Am I building you a foundation for the billiards table I thought I was clear it’s not permitted.
Moronic Millionaire: Well of course not rules are rules. I just don’t happen to see any about some of these contests sinking to a very deep pool of water along the day. Heaven forbid of course.
Butler Enjar: Right, right, right.
Moronic Millionaire: Why don’t you be along in that other errand you have. I’ll finish packing myself.
Butler Enjar: On my way out, see you in a few hours.
Moronic Millionaire: Now with him gone I need to create a theme song for this choose your own adventure.
He owns a bent
Oh he is rich
He owns 40 elephant skin suitcases, a billiards table, a grand piano,
Oh hes a Moronic Millionaire
He owns an elephant gun, his great grandfather’s cannon, and more cementing mix then should be legal
Moronic Millionaire: I’m definitely sneaking in that elephant gun rules are meant to be broken; unless otherwise states as per new rules.
Another tale of the Moronic Millionaire:
https://steemit.com/funny/@enjar/how-not-to-become-a-billionaire
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I love your creativity and that you point us to some great content posts. @papa-pepper is a great steemer with so many awesome posts.
Moronic Millionaire sure has his struggles ...doesn't he? Can't see him getting very far on the "Steem-Pocalypse Survival" but I can see the humor in it all.
Great story mate :) Enjoyed it!
Thank you , gl if you are entering Pocalypse Survival.
This post gets a 1.44 % upvote thanks to @enjar - Hail Eris !
Hail Eris!
Good lucky in the game ... i trayed once ,or 2 times :)
Thanks, going have lots of fun with it!
(:
Hey buddy.
I just did a drive by vote on all your posts from the last 7 days you wrote, and gave them all a nice bump to say thanks for your work and help and loyalty.
I even tried to UV one of your comments in this post but it is too close to payout.
I was hoping to catch it in time so you would see a couple bucks in your wallet in 15 hours but just a bit too late.
The other votes will help you out on the other posts, you are really a good community asset and I certainly appreciate you.
I do not ever sign back and work on Steemit this late unless it is important or I am trading late or struggling with my injuries or sleep issues LOL
Have a great week man.
Most sincerely, -- Barry
Nothing like having my house shot up in show of appreciation! Have a great night.
Keep up the good work. I am doing about the best I can with everything on my plate these days..... which often is full of pizza as you have noticed.
(: