Satan Says "I Love the SEC, US Citizens are forbidden..." (Satire, Blog)

daviddancingtree (25)in #satire • 7 years ago

Curated here with permission from the author. I thought this was amusing and interesting. This is interesting (sometimes offensive) satire/commentary. The author wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons but has given me permission to post their work here from time to time.

Satan Says "I love the SEC. US Citizens are forbidden around the world from participating in the ICO revolution!

The greatest suppression of wealth creation ever, and it's all under the guise of "protecting" people. Only my rich minions can participate, usually making 300% ROI in hours of release, not to mention their other tools of manipulation.

Keeping the "little people" in their broke little place continues to work. My SEC - has extended my influence around the world - to countries and businesses they have no legal jurisdiction over.

ICO's of foreign countries are getting on their knees lining up to suck the big SEC....well....you know. The talk about "terrorism", and "money laundering". That should give you an idea how POWERFUL investing in an ICO is and they do not want the little people of the USA to participate!

Fuck more taxes, fuck "hard-working Americans" ever having a chance at the American dream. Power and Money!! The rich get richer and the SEC forces the little people to take on more risky speculations and investments.

So what if we already have laws against "fraud", no, we need laws that say "NO" to the real deals and opportunities.

What makes me smile is my boy Donald Trump. Dam, he promised all you fuckers "deregulation". He could have written an executive order getting rid of all this SEC bullshit, but NO, he wants to protect the BIG companies, while isolating startup "ideas" under the guise of protecting citizens. I love him, I love the GOP, I love the DNC - love, love, love, love.

Keep working hard, keep saving in banks and CD's, keep gambling with stocks, commodities, FOREX. Leave IPO's and ICO's for the wealthy. You are forbidden from the table of plenty.

I am so glad he has not done an Executive Order that would "Make America Great", instead, common citizens from everywhere else in the world are getting rich...not US Citizens, we couldn't have that!"