🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔🏔

_{That right there is 239 🏔, including the 🏔 in the title.}

But is 239 🏔 enough 🏔?

Hopefully, 239 🏔 is enough 🏔 to fill up whatever you call that snippet of preview text that appears beneath post titles in the feed.

Hopefully, people will be scrolling through their feed and they'll see this post and then they'll be like, oh, this must be a post worth clicking on because look at all that irresistibly clickable 🏔.

And then, hopefully, they'll

CLICK.

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Hmm.

This appears to be a photo of mountains.

It's a pretty amazing photo, I gotta say, but I'm not seeing any 🏔.

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More awesome mountains, but still no 🏔 here, and 🏔 is really what I was looking for when I clicked.

Not sure what's going on??

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Well, what the hell.

Still no 🏔!

Maybe this is one of those posts where you have to scroll way down to get to the actual 🏔?

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Well.

I guess it's just gorgeous photo of mountains after gorgeous photo of mountains, but no actual 🏔?

Can't help myself, gotta keep scrolling down.

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Okay, great, another killer photo of mountains.

But no real 🏔 to speak of.

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However, I will continue scrolling down.

Because I'm sure the 🏔 are waiting for me at the end of the blog.

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Oh.

Here I am at the end of the blog, and there are no 🏔 waiting for me.

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Oh!

I have been swindled!

There are no 🏔 waiting for me here!

I was a fool to click so irresistibly!

CLICK

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Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado. My name is Brandt, pleased to meet you. I’m a writer but I probably shouldn’t be. I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like mountains, snow, jokes, running, hiking, breathing, not working, etc., then you and I have a lot in common. Yes, this was a satirical post about clickbait articles. Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day!