The Eccentric Santa

The Eccentric Santa desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels it was stunning. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Santa always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Santa desperately wanted a ball that they would often share. This seems an extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a ball was the chosen item.

The Eccentric Santa desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Santa looked for a melon that they liked to break. It was considered to be an unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Santa desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would put on his head. It is an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.