Don't switch off, this isn't another "We can all pull through this if we stick together" post. No, nothing of the sort. This is a piss in the wind while sticking two fingers up to the world post, that's what this is.

So the price of steem can go suck my balls, along with every person who says the words "now is a great time to buy". I heard that when the price fell to $4, then again at $2 and every drop since. I feel like I'm betting black or red on the roulette wheel, while some asshole stands next to me saying "Just double up, Bro. Cover your loses and it will all come back to you"... Well, fuck you Jack! How about you put your chips on the table and then I'll sit back and see how things work out for you, how about that?

I mean it's OK telling folk to be positive and keep posting, but until you see some big-dog plowing his own cash into steem, why the heck would you want to invest yourself?
Face it folks, the house always wins and most games involving money are rigged, so why should this be any different... Oh yeah, I forgot, This is the land of decentralized crypto-currency, made from candy floss and sugar farts... Yeah righty-o, mate.

My advice(and this should mean as much as anyone elses right now) is that you should remain seated, put on your life-jacket, tuck your head between your legs and concentrate on your own sugary farts. We are most certainly in a nose dive heading towards the deep abyss and the only ones who can save us are the pilots and not the cabin crew, they have done all they can.

While we were cruising along they kept us all entertained with salty-snacks and in-flight movies sponsored by Dtube, Dsound, Dlive and anything else they could think of, just to keep us all distracted. But what we didn't get to see, due to them being locked away in the cock-pit behind a bullet-proof door, was the pilots banging the prettiest trolley-dollies, drinking all the duty-free booze.

"This is your captain speaking...Hic-up... We seem to be heading towards some turbulance...Hic-up... but nothing serious, so just keep staring gormlessly into the seat infront...Hic-up... and we will arrive at our destination in no time...Hic-(shut the fuck)-up"

Haha! Well, here we are folks and I hope you all enjoyed the ride. It's now time to follow the emergency lights and exit the plane. Just slide down the inflatable stairway and someone will come pick you up soon enough... Remember your flash light and little whistle? Well it's time to flash and blow like a Dutch hooker.

But all is not lost because from what I have heard there is going to be a "middle class" emerging out of the mist, probably dressed in blue wearing their underpants over their tights. Toot! Toot! Over here!! Save me, please, oh mighty Dolphin pod... Hold on...Isn't that the same gang of cute widdle dolphins who were claiming to have fought for our rights on con-air? Looks like we're about to get raped again, dolphin style!

So here's where my tongue-in-cheek rant ends and I'll finish where I started... Lets just put the bunny back in the box, because this plane may or may not make it to Vegas. Just don't be a mug and before you decide to invest anymore of your Grandads ritement funds on black or red, why not wait to see what Cyrus "the virus" does first? But with my hand on my heart I sincerly hope I'm proven wrong and all our loyalty and effort finally pays off. Whatever happens it's been one hell of a year and I'm still enjoying the ride!

Toot Toot mother-fudgers! I'll see you on the other side, I guess...

If you were at all offended by this post, please know that I really don't give a monkeys nut-sack. But do feel free to come take a swing at me on Thursday night where I'll be doing what steemians do best, shilling my own steemit based projects at the virtual meet-up, held by @pennsif on MSP-Waves radio. To find out more please click on the link below.