And the winner is...
Thanks for posting more than one entry. This was hard to choose and they were all fantastic, I think next time I'll have a prize for second and third as well.
What won it for me was the last line of @mcdevlin182 's first entry, "Where does the lightning go when the bulb shatters?"
Thank you for the contest, and the opportunity. It was a lot of fun, and I enjoyed being able to participate!