The Road to SteemFest - Three Truths, One Lie

Was this part of last years’ run up to SteemFest? No matter if it was, as nobody actually challenged me to prove some of this ‘truths’ that I may or may not have made up.

Were they tall tales or not? Perhaps this time I will be challenged. It’s all about breaking the ice right?

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So let’s get to the facts.

FACT #1: I have finger missing from my right hand. I haven’t been cavorting with gangsters who cut it off with pincers due to a drug deal gone bad…., no this was from birth so I never missed it.

Fortunately I am left handed so it never impeded with my writing, not that anyone writes anymore in today’s world of technology.

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…’Not my hand or fingers. Ask me at SteemFest and I will show you’…

I got a lot of stick about it at school. Kids tend to tease, talk and more than once I was cornered and ordered to show my hand to ‘the mob’

FACT #2: I can imitate the squawking quacking sound of Donald Duck surprisingly well, not the voice but the noise.

I am willing to demonstrate but be aware that EVERYONE will probably stare if I do, so don’t expect me to do it in a crowded area!

Donald is a noisy animal and dogs have been known to back away on hearing it for the first time which can be amusing.

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...’Yeah, it’s that interesting’…

My dog just gives me a bored stare these days occasionally accompanied by a large yawn. He’s heard it many times.

FACT #3: I’m sure I mentioned this one last year, but as nobody challenged me to prove it here I go again.

I don’t practice Yoga, yet I can still perform the Full Lotus without any difficulty. OK, let me rephrase that.. I used to be able to perform it without thinking but as I’m getting older my legs are a little stiffer.

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But I can still do it. The internet tells me that some Yoga masters have tried for years and failed.

What’s the big deal I say?

FACT #4: I have got strange gangly arms that I can send behind my back when it itches. To put it another way, I can scratch any part of my back.

Backscratchers need not apply, I don’t need them.

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For the longest time I figured everyone could do this. This is not the case and @bingbabe constantly asks me to scratch hers. I do get all the good jobs.

So there you have it. THREE of these lies.. er facts are true and one is a downright lie.

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