However, human monogamy will forever remain what it is- a LIE!

This. Even in a very recent incident Usain Bolt, who is about to get married with his long term GF, has slept with a widow of a Brazilian drug lord and said it is pretty normal in Jamaican culture that a successful man will have multiple partners.

'Every culture is different. Jamaican culture is different, when you look at women and men having more than one... It's different. I've noticed that in Britain, every famous person, as soon as they get famous, they have to get married – like, it's a rule. And I'm like, that's not fair!'

Source: http://s.telegraph.co.uk/graphics/projects/usain-bolt/