Americans and Guns

This is the thing that people need to understand about Americans and guns....Americans love Bacon. Who doesn't love bacon. We put it on everything. At first we were like 'Jesus (that's what we call him here), this pig is delicious with some eggs and toast!' And then somewhere a long the lines somebody looked at a pig, wallering in the mud, doing pig shit and said 'Sum bitch, Jerry, what if we throw some tomaters and lettuce on it'. True story. I read it, on Reddit. Now even the vegans are like 'I will have a side salad....and if you could chop a hog up into tiny little pieces and sprinkle on it, that would be great'. Because it is less barbaric that way, chopping it into minuscule pieces. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah, guns. We like to randomly shoot people.