I haven't won @comedyopenmic in ages and it's a damn conspiracy as I am clearly freaking hilarious... @blewitt must have paid them off.. damn jealous SOB.

I actually believe it's a combination of two things. First, @Blewitt tongue punching the judges moist assholes, sucking all of their testosterone out while he's at it. Second, is the fact that he often times threatens to pull out their spine via the urethra. Just add those things together, and hot damn, you've got someones weird fetish brewing.