Daily Fortune - 2018-05-19

in quote •  last year 

Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.

Q: How long does it take?
A: It's indeterminate.
It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.

Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A: They replace your generator.


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