My wife bought a bidet... COM Round 30
...and it was a pain in the ass. That shit took forever. I shouldn't have paid extra for the deluxe with tri-coat undercarriage wash and power dry.
Gif from Giphy
I nominate @acolucky and @theguruasia
...and it was a pain in the ass. That shit took forever. I shouldn't have paid extra for the deluxe with tri-coat undercarriage wash and power dry.
Gif from Giphy
I nominate @acolucky and @theguruasia
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Maybe he got his teeth brushed too.
Oh ho
Gif is unrelated I hope 😅
Or did a piece of you break clean off? 😂
I think it took my virginity
Ron White has an amazing bidet bit:
well atleast he saved that windscreen wiper