My wife bought a bidet... COM Round 30

in punchline •  11 days ago

...and it was a pain in the ass. That shit took forever. I shouldn't have paid extra for the deluxe with tri-coat undercarriage wash and power dry.

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I nominate @acolucky and @theguruasia

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Gif is unrelated I hope 😅

Or did a piece of you break clean off? 😂

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I think it took my virginity

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Ron White has an amazing bidet bit:

Maybe he got his teeth brushed too.

well atleast he saved that windscreen wiper