THIS. IS. STEEMIT. JEOPARDY!! - DAY 1 (WITH PRIZES!!)

And here's yoouurrrr host, @steemmatt!!

This popped in my head when trying to think of something to compete with my last Chuck Norris Joins Steemit Facts Post, where I accidentally raised the bar for myself. I want to take my amateur comedy up a notch with more interactive engagement, since that's where the fun is. Let me know what you think and spread the word if you like it!

WELCOME TO STEEMIT JEOPARDY!!

PLEASE READ THESE SIMPLE RULES:

• Each Steemit Jeopardy box dictates the prize for what I choose as the best, original, and funny answer.
• I often judge by what makes me laugh out loud the hardest.
• Please respond by # in order.
• Prizes will be paid after each respective post passes 7 days.
• I want all original thought! Be creative. Tell a story.
• Text preferred, but pics will be accepted IF you've worked on them in an original way.
• No gifs unless you make your own.
• If a duplicate answer is given, I'll only accept the first one posted.
• Answer in the form of a question so this actually counts as Jeopardy.
• Play the YouTube Jeopardy song below so it feels like you're on the show.

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#3)

Let's start with 3 for the first time to see how it goes. Make me laugh...

BONUS: I never knew that the Jeopardy song has an extended version until now. It's pretty badass with a full band, funky grooves, and a screaming guitar solo! Who knew?

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