Need A Laugh? How About Some More Chuck Norris Steemit Facts!
Studies show that a few Chuck Norris Steemit Facts at the end of a long day are proven to lower blood pressure, reduce cholesterol, improve longevity, and boost sexual performance. Hey! I'm just stating the facts!
When Chuck Norris joined the #punchline community, everyone literally died laughing from his first joke.
When Chuck Norris delegated to @minnowbooster, it was immediately renamed to @thankyouchucknorris and they stopped selling votes.
If Chuck Norris' #introduceyourself post didn't bring the Steem blockchain to a complete halt, until he deleted it, @dan would've quit EOS and rejoined @ned to continue building Steemit. Fckkkk!
When Chuck Norris joined the #steemsilvergold community, it was mutually understood that his face would be on the front and back of the new 2018 Steem silver round. [UPDATE] This has made silver's spot price skyrocket to $1,000 per ounce, allowing all members to quit their jobs and tell their wives they were right all along... right @raybrockman and @thedamus?
- ...Oh yea, Chuck Norris is the true inventor of Bitcoin. I'll be in witness protection for a while under a Steemit alias for blowing his cover, but I'm fully expecting Chuck to kick down my door in 5 minutes.
If you didn't catch my previous Chuck Norris joins Steemit posts, see below for more health and wellness:
--When Chuck Norris hard forks, do not resist.
--Chuck Norris doesn't vote for witnesses. You got a problem with that?
--Chuck Norris's password is 52 roundhouse kicks to the f button.
On Chuck Norris’ first day, steemit introduced itself to him.
That's the spirit!
p.s. - Congrats on earning that SP delegation!!
Thanks I'm still waiting @Dj123 to tell me what to do with that.
Turns out the only rule is to upvote @thedailylaugh's posts. Its a strangely specific rule.
When dan and ned invented the steemit, Chuck Norris was in the recently dialled call list.
Infact he's more than genious, i must say multi_talented
I am interested about funny punchline.Great contest.