#chucknorrisUnmoderated tagAll postsTrending CommunitiesSteemitCryptoAcademySteemit FeedbackSCT.암호화폐.CryptoAmaze Creater UnionKorea • 한국 • KR • KOWORLD OF XPILARSteemFoodsWhereINLifeStyleKWH 한국전쟁사zzanSteem VenezuelaExplore Communities...#chucknorrisTrendingNewPayoutsMutedafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 1 hour agoChuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. 😁 jokeessChuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 5 hours agoDon't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too. 😹 heeeehDon't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 13 hours agoChuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up. 😹 hahhdaChuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 17 hours agoChuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. 🙉 lolszChuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 21 hours agoScientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick). 😅 haaahScientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris…afterdark (72)in #chucknorris • yesterdayNo statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException. 😁 haaahNo statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 2 days agoChuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him. 😹 heeeehChuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from…afterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 2 days agoChuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces. 😅 laughdddssChuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 2 days agoThe Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact. 😅 lolloszThe Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 2 days agoChuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face. 😂 lolzzzzzzChuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly…afterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 3 days agoFor Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1). 😂 lolzdzFor Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1). Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 3 days agoChuck Norris can over-write a locked variable. 🙉 roflvlChuck Norris can over-write a locked variable. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 3 days agoProduct Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy. 😁 lolzzzzzzProduct Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 3 days agoChuck Norris's first program was kill -9. 😹 heeeehChuck Norris's first program was kill -9. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 4 days agoChuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it. 😂 lolloszChuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 4 days agoEvery SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end. 🙉 hehezeEvery SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 4 days agoChuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return. 😅 roflvlChuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 4 days agoChuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive. 😹 lolzzzzzzChuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 4 days agoChuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing. 😂 hehhaeChuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 5 days agoChuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code. 🙉 lolzzzzzzChuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.…
