What's so funny?
Probably not a good idea to answer this question with, "Does my mom count?"
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While she answers a phone call from her suddenly sick grandma, why don't you check out these funny posts?
https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/pretend-to-be-impressed
https://steemit.com/funny/@b00m/these-pick-up-lines
https://steemit.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/hmm-wouldya-look-at-that
https://steemit.com/punchline/@acolucky/bad-wisdom-from-my-uncle-jeff
https://steemit.com/punchline/@notb4mycoffee/come-again
https://steemit.com/punchline/@steemmatt/so-whipped
https://steemit.com/punchline/@jimshorts/dream-big
https://steemit.com/funny/@holybranches/this-is-it
https://steemit.com/punchline/@justsayings/but-why-its-friday-unmukeke
https://steemit.com/funny/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-xix-an-inspirational-message
Definitely that answer going to spook her, so I don't think you should tell
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I guess that counts as a serious long term relationship
"So, when was your last relationship?" Honest you're just a side chick and I'm still debating if you're even hot enough for me to continue seeing you, and that question right there just knocked you down a couple pegs so you're average at best right now.
Water comes in and says, "Would you care for more wine?"
Me, "No thanks sir, oh and can we get separate tickets please? Thanks." I look at the date with the most serious look I can manage and say "Definitely below average now that I think about it."