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A vacuum? Thats just spoiling her.

Give her a broom, its cheaper to run.

Me: Can I have a vacuum for Christmas.
Wife: But you don't do any cleaning.
Me: So.
Wife: So why do you want a vacuum for?
Me: Vacuuming

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